Undercover Agent Agency, Agent Provocateur home of such renowned undercover agents as George Smiley, Phillip McAlpine, James Bond and all of the men from UNCLE, have today announced a series of new training sessions for their Undercover Agents. The training sessions or “re-training” sessions have been introduced because funding cutbacks have lead to a shortage of real spying jobs.
“Our Agents were running out of work, so we have introduced a number of re-training courses to suit any Agent,” said M.
Now, thanks to Agent Provocteur the Undercover Agent Agency, Undercover Agents can retrain as Undercover Sports Agents, Undercover Travel Agents or Undercover Real Estate Agents.
“We already have many re-trained Undercover Agents working Undercover in new roles,” continued M. “The thing is no one would know because they are very well trained Undercover Agents.”