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Courts rule in favour of wife in cock slapping divorce

In Crazy YarpNews on December 23, 2010 at 11:24 am

This morning, the High Court has finally reached a verdict in the divorce case concerning Mr and Mrs Bates.  The courts ruled in favour of Mrs Bates and granted a divorce on the grounds of irreconcilable differences due to the fact the Mr Bates would not stop slapping Mrs Bates on the forehead with his penis. The habit just became too much for Mrs Bates.

“It was alright at first,” she admitted to the court, ‘but then he started to do it when we were driving and it got dangerous.”

Directly after the hearing Mr Bates took to the court steps and made this statement “It is a sad day when a husband cannot slap his wife around the head with his dick. I mean what harm does a bit of a slap do? I think it is a disgrace that the courts even allowed this case to be heard, next you won’t be able to rest your balls on your mates chin or dangle your bits in his pint glass while he is at the bar!”

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