New Slag Krema makes you attractive to the opposite sex

In Crazy YarpNews on December 28, 2010 at 1:10 pm

Slag Krema, the latest craze to hit Hollywood

Promoted as being irresistible to both men and women, new Slag Krema is the latest ‘must have’ to hit the celebrity circuits. Made from a mixture of powdered aphrodisiacs including truffles, oysters, dark chocolate, ginko biloba and deer penis, the new krema reportedly makes you instantly attractive to the opposite sex. Already listed amongst its converts are: Lindsay Lohan, Courtney Love, Charlie Sheen and David Arquette (who reportedly rubbed it all over a little lady dwarf!)

Renowned for its creamy texture and dreamy results, Slag Krema is THE krema to have in Hollywood.

Dab a bit behind your ears or go the whole hog and slap Slag all over your bits, the effect is the same. Slag Krema is guaranteed to leave your skin smooth with a hint of vanilin, along with musky undertones.

There are two versions available at most stores, Slag Krema original (as seen) and Slag Krema deluxe, which comes with extra pubic hairs.


Send $25 to Yarpnews today and in return we will send you your very own free trail sample (as seen) of Slag Krema. This product may not be suitable for any skin types.


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