Eight year old Gary Gormless from Sidcup in Kent was yesterday remanded in custody, accused of stealing over 14 cats from the local neighborhood.
It seems that young Gary was trying to impress a group of older boys who had earlier boasted that they had had “a lot of pussy”. The prepubescent plonker had obviously got the wrong end of the stick.
“I just wanted to show the big boys that I had a lot of pussies too,” he later explained to Yarpnews.
The little pervert is now awaiting sentencing for 14 counts of animal cruelty.