Yarpnews has today been honored with a prestigious award for its constant and continued blogging (in the category: constant and continued blogging of original comedy news written in a daily blog).
Even though Yarpnews were the only entrants in this category it was still touch and go whether we would win. We were of course blown away when we heard the news that we were going to bestow upon ourselves this award.
“We are delighted to receive this fictitious award and pledge to continue to write and post the same low standard of comedy drivel that we have unleashed on the public every day since our very first publication,” said a spokesperson for Yarpnews.
“Yarp,” said a second spokesperson.
“Shut up and pay for your drinks,” said the bloke behind the bar.
Yes it is true folks Yarpnews will continue to post everyday – you have been warned!