Despite claiming that the country cannot even afford a trip to the dollar store, our undercover investigative reporter Vikki Leeks has found evidence that America is not as broke as it likes to make out.
After months of sleeping rough, hanging out under bridges and acting like a down and out in Beverly Hills, Vicky Leeks is now able to bring you the truth… even the poorest residents of the richest country in the world have laptops.
Not only do America’s hobos and vagrants have laptops, but they are also all hooked up to the hospitality exchange network: Benchsurfing.com
Benchsurfing is a website that puts bums in touch with bums. Among other things, the site gives its members a lot of useful information like details of the best dumpsters to dive, where you can swap your shopping cart and the top ten places to find string.
“Being a hobo in the richest country in the world is not easy,” said dirty homeless bum, Noah Bode (29). “We really do have to put up with a lot of crap… I mean we still have to use Windows Vista.”