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Fat man explodes

In Crazy YarpNews on March 11, 2011 at 1:29 pm

He was heard to say 'Just one more wafer-thin mint oreo blizzard' and then he exploded

This story is so tragic it might make you cry. Yarpnews is the first to bring you the unfortunate news that Phil Megut has exploded… to death.

Young Phil Megut first hit the headlines last week after he was discovered living alone on a very deserted desert island by a small group of Filipino fishermen. Mr Megut was the only survivor after his ship the SS Fat Guy was wrecked off the coast of India in 2009.

Following his dramatic rescue, Mr Megut returned to the Unites States and celebrated his home coming with a piece of pie.

He then allegedly, carried on celebrating in some of America’s top restaurants, including McDonalds, Wendys, Burger King, Subways, KFC, Krispy Kreme and Diary Queen.

Unfortunately, it seems that Mr Megut didn’t know his own limits and he kept on celebrating until he could celebrate no more.

Finally, last night, as Mr Megut was being escorted from Diary Queen he was heard to mutter, “Just one more wafer-thin mint Oreo blizzard”, and a few seconds later he exploded.

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  1. Poor guy, some people just don’t know when to say “I couldn’t eat another thing” 😉

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