Shocked shoppers were approached by Doctor Willie Shaft whilst he was wearing a sandwich board carrying what he thought was a snazzy slogan. Unfortunately the general public was not interested in talking to the good doctor.
“I don’t know what’s wrong with people,” exclaimed Dr Shaft during his arrest. “I don’t understand why, but everyone seemed scared of me. You would think that people with erectile dysfunction would be keen to talk.”
The unlucky Doctor has since been given a stiff sentence. Maybe he will find more people willing to talk during his time inside.