Furious fathers all over the United States having been dragging their children away from their computers in a futile attempt to break their kid’s web habit.
The idea came after Lu Tan, a 39 year old Chinese man from Hechi in Southern China was seen dragging his naked son out of a cyber café earlier this month.
At the time the frustrated father stated: “’I chucked the computer in the bin because he spent all his time in his room doing no work – but then when I came home from work I found he had gone to the internet cafe.”
When the news reached American shores the national alliance Fathers Against Children Exploding their Brains Over Obsessive Komputing (FACEBOOK) took Lu Tan’s example as a message for them to take action.
“I’ve been dragging kids out of cyber cafes all week,” said father of three Ed Zuckerburg (49). “It gives you a real sense of satisfaction. I just hang around the cafes and drag em out. Some of the kids aren’t even mine.”
“If you want, I can drag your kids outside too,” said the generous father. “Parents can find my email details on my website. You will receive an instant reply. I am a web consultant so I am always online.”