Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino today wowed and amazed fans by revealing his new enhanced physique. The Jersey Shore reality TV star is renowned for showing off his six pack, pointing out his pecs and admiring his abs. He has even put his name to a range of fashionable see-through vests. But when your best asset is your belly, you want it in pride of place and so sometimes wearing a see-through vest is not enough. “The Situation”, intent on showing himself off to his best has turned to cosmetic surgery to help him ensure his tasty torso is in prime position – on his face.
“When you have worked really hard to get yourself a six pack, it’s only right that you would want to show it off,” said The Situation’s plastic surgeon Dr Leavu Lopsided. “So, I developed a completely new cosmetic procedure … you’ve heard of boob jobs and the trout pout, well let me introduce you to the navel nose.
“Navel nose is a procedure that removes over two feet of excess skin from the top of your head, resulting in a total body and face lift. Recipients of the new navel nose ultimate lift have found that they feel taught and trim and totally without facial features. There is really only one drawback, you see all the removal of skin moves your mouth down to what effectively would be consider your, um … bottom. So effectively, all recipients of navel nose end up talking out of their backsides.”