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First baby born in 2014 is a freaking miracle

In Crazy YarpNews, Entertainment on January 1, 2014 at 9:00 am

Octivia

Octomom, Nadia Silywoman has been at it again. This time however instead of giving birth to eight babies with two eyes each, she has given birth to one baby with eight eyes. Beautiful bouncing baby Octivia was born a stroke after midnight on January 1st 2014. Apart from having eight eyes, the baby is doing very well. Mother is said to be very proud and is busy planning the little girl’s future.

“Oh my gosh,” gushed the new Mom. “I am sooooo into the number eight, so this is crazy, I can’t wait to tell Oprah all about it.”

There have been calls however from irate Octomom watchers who say that this time she has gone too far with the fertility drugs.

“What is she doing? Next we will have an eight-legged one and then an eight headed one. When is this going to stop?” cried Ms Sillywoman’s fertility doctor, Dr Jonathan Babymaker.

No time soon if Octomom has her way.

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  1. where’s her nose?

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  2. wait she only has FOR babies not 8 So FAIL i would have been 8 babies with one eye each not 8 babies with 2 eyes each

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    • A detailed and well written reply there obviously from one of the nations greatest thinkers. Completely oblivious to the fact that the world is working regardless of their vast knowledge. So although an Octopus has eight legs and October is the eighth month, according to genius Meh, Octomom was so named cause she didn’t have eight babies!

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