Sad science geek William Nermates, has built a hologram of his bedroom… in his bedroom. After ten years of serious research and one year of tinkering about, Mr Nermates finally made a complete and successful holographic reproduction of his bedroom, exact in every tiny detail.
“It’s amazing” said the friendless fool, “when I sit on my bed, it looks and feels exactly like I am sitting on my bed.”
Mr Nermates has only just started this new and strange hobby. “I hope to reproduce the kitchen next”, added the gormless git, “I will then be able to go to the fridge without leaving my room.”