Scientists discover micro toilet

In Crazy YarpNews on March 6, 2014 at 1:13 pm

The miniscule micro loo

Scientists have discovered a new micro-organism that is thought to be responsible for the bug that causes vomiting and diarrhea. The bug, most commonly known as ‘the shits’, usually strikes during the winter, or after the consumption of large amounts of alcohol and a curry, causing misery to millions.

Thankfully, the geeks at Water Closet University, WC searched tirelessly to find the cause of the terrible puking, shitting affliction. What they discovered however went way beyond their wildest expectations as the organism responsible for making you spend so much time on the loo is actually shaped like a toilet.

“It’s an amazing discovery,” chirped chief scientist Professor Lou Seat. “We spent a long time wondering why we had to keep running to the john, and now we know why. Obviously, there was something inherent in us and it turns out it was the toilet itself. We hope to continue our work so that we can find the cure. Maybe that will be shaped like a bog brush or a roll of toilet paper?”

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