What is Yarpnews?
Yarpnews is a comedy blog – honest!
Who writes this rubbish?
Yarpnews is written by a Yellow Alien and a Right Pillock, two dynamic figures who are often seen scaling walls, crushing ice and chopping wood, just for the hell of it. One is an ice sculptor, who is able to cook 30 minute brownies in under 20 minutes and put together flat pack furniture without reading the instructions. The other is a survival expert in his own back garden who has performed several covert operations for the British Secret Service. Both are outlaws in Belgium. When not pondering the meaning of life, bending the laws of physics or performing open heart surgery they are exercising their enormous talent for writing extremely funny and original comedy… oh and they also write Yarpnews.
A little warning
The people and events contained in this blog are fictitious (honestly), any similarity to any person living or dead is purely unintentional. Viewer descretion is advised.
Don’t believe what you read.
Got something funny to say?
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