yarpnews

What is Yarpnews?

What is Yarpnews?

Yarpnews is a comedy blog – honest!

Who writes this rubbish?

Yarpnews is written by a Yellow Alien and a Right Pillock, two dynamic figures who are often seen scaling walls, crushing ice and chopping wood, just for the hell of it. One is an ice sculptor, who is able to cook 30 minute brownies in under 20 minutes and put together flat pack furniture without reading the instructions. The other is a survival expert in his own back garden who has performed several covert operations for the British Secret Service. Both are outlaws in Belgium. When not pondering the meaning of life, bending the laws of physics or performing open heart surgery they are exercising their enormous talent for writing extremely funny and original comedy… oh and they also write Yarpnews.

A little warning

The people and events contained in this blog are fictitious (honestly), any similarity to any person living or dead is purely unintentional.  Viewer descretion is advised.

Don’t believe what you read.

Got something funny to say?

We would love to hear from you. Post a comment or drop us an email. We will post any original or re-written comedy news story that we feel hits the mark. Come on, it’s time to get funny.

  1. Hey 🙂
    You guys have got a really funny blog here. I was confused at first, but now I just laugh.
    This is really what some people need, to LOL once in a while, and not take everything seriously.

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  2. Fantastic! Thanks for the laughs. Keep it up!

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  3. Happened upon your blog while searching for pics of builders’ arses. It’s an area of interest that life seems to be sidelining me into. Not literally, thank feck. Great blog, will bookmark and check back often for a giggle.

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