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Lady Gaga shows her Bean Face

In Crazy YarpNews, Entertainment on May 24, 2014 at 12:45 pm

 

Lady Gaga shows her new Bean Face

Last night, pop star Lady Gaga once again shocked the world by wearing a Mr Bean inspired look to her local supermarket. The poker face pop star is well known for her unique fashion sense having controversially worn a meat bikini on the cover of Vogue Hommes Japan and a meat dress at the MTV Video Music Awards last year. Critics however, are warning that this time Lady Gaga has taken things a little too far.

“Lately, Lady Gaga has been having a hard time keeping her act ‘over the top,’” said Fashion Critic, Chase Infame (54). “Wearing a dress made out of cuts of dead cows is offensive enough but with this outfit she is, even by her own standards, taking a bit of a fashion risk. Mr Bean is a well loved TV character and parodying him is bound to cause a stir. She is in danger of offending many of Mr Bean’s fans.”

Indeed, Lady Gaga’s own fans will be left wondering what she has meant by this latest fashion statement.

“Maybe her new Bean Face is her way of saying she is as naive and gormless as Mr Bean,” suggested Chase Infame, “Or perhaps she is trying to apologise for her meat inspired outfits – I mean a bean is a vegetable after all.”

Yarpnews is a winner!

In Crazy YarpNews on January 7, 2011 at 4:19 pm

Yarpnews has today been honored with a prestigious award for its constant and continued blogging (in the category: constant and continued blogging of original comedy news written in a daily blog).

Even though Yarpnews were the only entrants in this category it was still touch and go whether we would win. We were of course blown away when we heard the news that we were going to bestow upon ourselves this award.

“We are delighted to receive this fictitious award and pledge to continue to write and post the same low standard of comedy drivel that we have unleashed on the public every day since our very first publication,” said a spokesperson for Yarpnews.

“Yarp,” said a second spokesperson.

“Shut up and pay for your drinks,” said the bloke behind the bar.

Yes it is true folks Yarpnews will continue to post everyday – you have been warned!

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