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Lady Gaga shows her Bean Face

In Crazy YarpNews, Entertainment on May 24, 2014 at 12:45 pm

 

Lady Gaga shows her new Bean Face

Last night, pop star Lady Gaga once again shocked the world by wearing a Mr Bean inspired look to her local supermarket. The poker face pop star is well known for her unique fashion sense having controversially worn a meat bikini on the cover of Vogue Hommes Japan and a meat dress at the MTV Video Music Awards last year. Critics however, are warning that this time Lady Gaga has taken things a little too far.

“Lately, Lady Gaga has been having a hard time keeping her act ‘over the top,’” said Fashion Critic, Chase Infame (54). “Wearing a dress made out of cuts of dead cows is offensive enough but with this outfit she is, even by her own standards, taking a bit of a fashion risk. Mr Bean is a well loved TV character and parodying him is bound to cause a stir. She is in danger of offending many of Mr Bean’s fans.”

Indeed, Lady Gaga’s own fans will be left wondering what she has meant by this latest fashion statement.

“Maybe her new Bean Face is her way of saying she is as naive and gormless as Mr Bean,” suggested Chase Infame, “Or perhaps she is trying to apologise for her meat inspired outfits – I mean a bean is a vegetable after all.”

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Have you seen the invisible man?

In Crazy YarpNews, Entertainment, Science/tech on January 5, 2014 at 2:36 pm

Photo of the Invisble Man and friend taken early last year

It would appear that the real Invisible Man has disappeared.

The popular actor and performer, best known for his roles as “See-thru Steve” in the comedy Dude Where’s my Body and “Where’s He Gone Wayne” in the film The Vanishing, was last heard of before Christmas. Worried neighbors called the cops after realizing that they had last seen the celebrity (or at least signs that his mail was being collected) just before Christmas Eve.

The police have conducted a thorough search of the Invisible Man’s property, but there has been no sign of him. A spokesman for the police said “It is very difficult to look for someone you cannot see. He could be lying injured somewhere and we wouldn’t know unless we literally tripped over him.”

“There has been no sign of the Man for a few weeks now and quite frankly we are getting worried. We would urge the public to keep an eye out for this guy. If you see, feel or smell anything suspicious please report it.”

Friends and neighbors of the Invisible Man are currently trying to organize a search party.

“We welcome any help with the hunt,” said nosey neighbor Lizzy Busybodi. “We are arming ourselves with bags of flour and powdered paint so that we can chuck it anywhere he might be.”

Where the invisible man is and what he has been up to remains a mystery, hopefully all will be transparent upon his return.

Jersey Shore star gets six pack… on his face!

In Crazy YarpNews on July 17, 2011 at 3:39 pm

Hello girls! The Situation shows off his best asset

Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino today wowed and amazed fans by revealing his new enhanced physique. The Jersey Shore reality TV star is renowned for showing off his six pack, pointing out his pecs and admiring his abs. He has even put his name to a range of fashionable see-through vests. But when your best asset is your belly, you want it in pride of place and so sometimes wearing a see-through vest is not enough. “The Situation”, intent on showing himself off to his best has turned to cosmetic surgery to help him ensure his tasty torso is in prime position – on his face.

“When you have worked really hard to get yourself a six pack, it’s only right that you would want to show it off,” said The Situation’s plastic surgeon Dr Leavu Lopsided.  “So, I developed a completely new cosmetic procedure … you’ve heard of boob jobs and the trout pout, well let me introduce you to the navel nose.

“Navel nose is a procedure that removes over two feet of excess skin from the top of your head, resulting in a total body and face lift. Recipients of the new navel nose ultimate lift have found that they feel taught and trim and totally without facial features. There is really only one drawback, you see all the removal of skin moves your mouth down to what effectively would be consider your, um … bottom. So effectively, all recipients of navel nose end up talking out of their backsides.”

Enough said!

Where to hide if you’re on the run – on TV!

In Crazy YarpNews on February 27, 2011 at 12:31 pm

 

Have you seen this man?

If you have ever been wanted by the law, you will know that it is important to keep yourself hidden, out of the limelight and away from prying eyes. Maybe you would have to completely change your name and adopt a disguise. Of course you would also have to keep moving, never settling, never making friends. You would need to remain anonymous, just a drifter on the road who moves from town to town… or so you would have thought.

When Romanian, Viorel Plescan got in trouble for fraud in 2001, he came up with a very cunning plan. He decided he would hide where no one would ever expect to find him, right under everyone’s noses. The first step in his master plan was to simply pop across the border and marry a girl. With a new wife he could put into action the second part of his plan which was to change his name. As he quite liked ‘Viorel’ and was concerned that he may forget his new name, he decided to keep things simple by keeping his own first name and just swapping his old surname for that of his new wife. Viorel Plescan was now Viorel Andrei.

Disguise complete, the on the run Viorel decided to get himself a job. Lucikly, he managed to find a discreet position as an anchorman for Romania’s prime time TV programme SR TV.

For ten years, the disguised Viorel appeared on TV every day, broadcasting his mug throughout the nation… and no one noticed.

Unfortunately for the now suave, successful celebrity Viorel Andrei, Romanian cops weren’t influenced by fame and so when he got pulled over during a routine traffic stop, they decided to run a quick background check.

Two minutes later, the game was up. The police realized they had not only stopped a celebrity, but a wanted man.

Viorel must now serve eight years in jail for the conviction he got in 2001. In addition, he is also under investigation for using a false identity. Maybe the next time he is on the run disguised as a TV personality he might think about getting a cab.

New Slag Krema makes you attractive to the opposite sex

In Crazy YarpNews on December 28, 2010 at 1:10 pm

Slag Krema, the latest craze to hit Hollywood

Promoted as being irresistible to both men and women, new Slag Krema is the latest ‘must have’ to hit the celebrity circuits. Made from a mixture of powdered aphrodisiacs including truffles, oysters, dark chocolate, ginko biloba and deer penis, the new krema reportedly makes you instantly attractive to the opposite sex. Already listed amongst its converts are: Lindsay Lohan, Courtney Love, Charlie Sheen and David Arquette (who reportedly rubbed it all over a little lady dwarf!)

Renowned for its creamy texture and dreamy results, Slag Krema is THE krema to have in Hollywood.

Dab a bit behind your ears or go the whole hog and slap Slag all over your bits, the effect is the same. Slag Krema is guaranteed to leave your skin smooth with a hint of vanilin, along with musky undertones.

There are two versions available at most stores, Slag Krema original (as seen) and Slag Krema deluxe, which comes with extra pubic hairs.

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