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Lady Gaga shows her Bean Face

In Crazy YarpNews, Entertainment on May 24, 2014 at 12:45 pm


Lady Gaga shows her new Bean Face

Last night, pop star Lady Gaga once again shocked the world by wearing a Mr Bean inspired look to her local supermarket. The poker face pop star is well known for her unique fashion sense having controversially worn a meat bikini on the cover of Vogue Hommes Japan and a meat dress at the MTV Video Music Awards last year. Critics however, are warning that this time Lady Gaga has taken things a little too far.

“Lately, Lady Gaga has been having a hard time keeping her act ‘over the top,’” said Fashion Critic, Chase Infame (54). “Wearing a dress made out of cuts of dead cows is offensive enough but with this outfit she is, even by her own standards, taking a bit of a fashion risk. Mr Bean is a well loved TV character and parodying him is bound to cause a stir. She is in danger of offending many of Mr Bean’s fans.”

Indeed, Lady Gaga’s own fans will be left wondering what she has meant by this latest fashion statement.

“Maybe her new Bean Face is her way of saying she is as naive and gormless as Mr Bean,” suggested Chase Infame, “Or perhaps she is trying to apologise for her meat inspired outfits – I mean a bean is a vegetable after all.”

HBA or ‘Hairy Back Art’ is even trendier than having a tattoo

In Crazy YarpNews on April 28, 2011 at 9:38 pm

A stylish number 8 design

On the fashionable beaches of Europe the surprisingly warm weather has seen the emergence of a new trend in body art. Less permanent than a tattoo, but proving to be just as popular, HBA or ‘Hairy Back Art’ has become the latest ‘must have’ look.

This big guy isn't afraid to show his heart

First spotted on the beaches and boardwalks of St Tropez, France – a town noted for inventing the G-string bikini, HBA has spread throughout Europe and it is set to take America by storm very soon.

“The back is a great canvas,” explained HBA Artist, Shaveen Derrière (24), “And we artists can create beautiful masterpieces. My work is very spiritual; I like to think that they are crop circles for the soul.

“HBA has become the trendiest look for today’s modern man,” gushed Mr Derrière. “And it is much cheaper than shaving.”

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