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Dodgy magician does disappearing act

In Crazy YarpNews on April 26, 2011 at 6:19 pm

Where's he going?

Dodgy Magician David Plain has reportedly done a disappearing act after being unable to return an elephant he vanished in a magic trick at Cagem Up Zoo in Baltimore, USA. The miserable magic man was last seen by his wife in their Baltimore home. Apparently, Mr Plain and his wife were engaged in a heated ‘discussion’ when he walked into the wardrobe in their bedroom never to be seen again  –

“It’s as if he disappearing through the back of a solidly built piece of furniture,” explained Mrs Plain.

Where the creepy trickster has gone is a mystery. Police are currently on the look out for an average looking man, wearing a black turtle neck sweater, black jeans, black jacket with a suspicious looking receding hairline. If you see a man matching this description, practicing magic, don’t encourage him, instead call the cops.

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