Fans of eighties pop duo Si Desaddle and Lee Ninonkey aka Fat Boy Fat will be delighted to hear that the old boys are back on tour!
Armed with nothing more than a bicycle pump and a gallon of saddle salve, to help soothe any sores, the guys have reformed in order to bring their music to the masses. They plan to tour America first and then head to the UK and the rest of Europe after, weather permitting.
“For too long people have been listening to synthesised drivel that hardly passes for real music,” stated Fat Boy Fat. “Our extensive tour will bring real music in its pure, raw form right to their doorsteps. We have many tour dates planned, so expect to see us in your neighbourhood soon!”
“We are both excited about our upcoming tour,” added Fat Boy’s pedal man and side kick Si Desaddle. “Personally I am very excited, but Fat Boy Fat is really excited – you will be able to see for yourself when you come to one of our shows.”
Throughout their tour the guys will be performing all of their classic hits including age-old favourites such as:
My lumps, my lovely lardy lumps
Stuff my pie hole
Thunder, thunder, thunder thighs
Has anyone seen my spare tyre?
When asked about his decision to perform naked throughout the tour, Fat Boy Fat responded:
“If you got it flaunt it baby!”
Well said, Fat Boy Fat!