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Budget airline suggests you keep your kids in the overhead lockers

In Crazy YarpNews on April 15, 2014 at 2:39 pm

 

Save room and money keeping your kids in the overhead locker.

Save room and money keeping your kids in the overhead locker.

Skyan Air, the no thrills, low budget airline have come up with several ingenious ways to save their customers even more money. Well known for charging nothing except a teeny-weeny $1 for a seat to the other side of the world (plus $5 seatbelt duty, $2 washroom fee, $10 for any item of hand luggage, $40 per suitcase, $16 per PB&J sandwich and apple lunch pack, $10 per mile flight tax, $50 runway tax, $100 airport tax, $30 fuel surcharge and $50 handling and administration fee per person). The Walmart of the air is now offering parents who fly with children the chance to take part in a special promotion.

This latest budget brainwave offers customers the opportunity to save money by putting their children in their overhead lockers.

We think this promotion will give travelling parents a range of flexible options. Putting your child in the overhead locker will of course be cheaper than buying it a seat. It will also put any parents mind at rest because throughout the flight they know exactly where their child is – above their heads. We just warn parents to mind their heads whilst opening the overhead lockers as the contents are liable to fall out.

Just another money saving opportunity for Skyan Air passengers.

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Save money on cheap flights by holding your breath

In Crazy YarpNews, World on March 27, 2014 at 12:04 pm

 

Smiling through the tears

Smiling through the tears

Skyan Air, the no thrills, low budget airline have come up with some very clever ways to save their customers even more money. Well known for charging nothing except a an itty-bitty $1 for a seat to the other side of the world (plus $5 seatbelt duty, $2 washroom fee, $10 for any item of hang luggage, $40 per suitcase, $16 per PB&J sandwich and apple lunch pack, $10 per mile flight tax, $50 runway tax, $100 airport tax, $30 fuel surcharge and $50 handling and administration fee per person). The Pound Shop of the air are now offering any flyers who can hold their breath, the chance to save money on their flight.

Willie Land, spokesmen for Skyan Air said, “As we all know fresh air is expensive – well at least the good stuff you can breathe is, and we don’t think it is fair to make those customers who use less air to pay as much, if not more than those who gulp it down, like its, um…air. Therefore, although we plan to continue giving all our customers free air, we are asking those who use more than the designated 12 breaths a minute to purchase a ‘breath pack’.

“Handily located above your head each ‘breath pack’ will fall from the ceiling whenever the airline feels you have exhausted your allocated breathing allowance. Each ‘breath pack’ costs only $50 and provides enough air to last the average person approximately one half hour. If, during your flight your ‘breath pack’ runs dry you can easily obtain more air by inserting 25 cents into the conveniently located slot in your arm rest and that will buy you a few extra quick gasps.”

The airline is advising heavy breathers, asthma sufferers, incessant talkers and those who are prone to hyper-ventilating to purchase a triple breath pack – for only $139.95.

Just another money saving opportunity for Skyan Air passengers.

 

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