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Savvy scientist breaks land speed record

In Crazy YarpNews on August 8, 2011 at 4:29 pm

Stephen Hawking is gutted he missed the land speed record

Super brain genius Stephen Hawking was last night caught doing 850 miles an hour through Cricklewood High Street in his custom built electric wheel chair.

Police Officers called to the scene reported that they saw a ‘crazy scientific blur streaking down the road’ before they managed to deploy a stinger which eventually stopped the speeding scientist. Upon closer inspection of Mr Hawking’s chair it was discovered that the motor contained a dilithium crystal converter.

“You were lucky to catch me”, commented the metal toned mastermind, “if I didn’t have such tiny wheels, I would be doing warp speed by now.”

Although Police radar confirmed Mr Hawking’s speed, the speeding scientist cannot officially claim the land speed record because he only went one way down the High Street

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