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Lady Gaga shows her Bean Face

In Crazy YarpNews, Entertainment on May 24, 2014 at 12:45 pm

 

Lady Gaga shows her new Bean Face

Last night, pop star Lady Gaga once again shocked the world by wearing a Mr Bean inspired look to her local supermarket. The poker face pop star is well known for her unique fashion sense having controversially worn a meat bikini on the cover of Vogue Hommes Japan and a meat dress at the MTV Video Music Awards last year. Critics however, are warning that this time Lady Gaga has taken things a little too far.

“Lately, Lady Gaga has been having a hard time keeping her act ‘over the top,’” said Fashion Critic, Chase Infame (54). “Wearing a dress made out of cuts of dead cows is offensive enough but with this outfit she is, even by her own standards, taking a bit of a fashion risk. Mr Bean is a well loved TV character and parodying him is bound to cause a stir. She is in danger of offending many of Mr Bean’s fans.”

Indeed, Lady Gaga’s own fans will be left wondering what she has meant by this latest fashion statement.

“Maybe her new Bean Face is her way of saying she is as naive and gormless as Mr Bean,” suggested Chase Infame, “Or perhaps she is trying to apologise for her meat inspired outfits – I mean a bean is a vegetable after all.”

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Dissolving Kardashians in hairdressing horror

In Crazy YarpNews on February 16, 2011 at 11:32 am

What is left of the Kardashians - Short and Curlies

Kim, Khloé and the other Kardashian sister tragically melted away today following a freak accident at the Hollywood hairdressing salon “Short and Curlies”.

The girls apparently arrived earlier this morning, having booked to experience the very latest in acid treatments. According to Handon Hip (45) owner of “Short and Curlies”, the treatment was meant to give the reality TV stars smooth, soft and shiny hair, but it seems the acid in the treatment reacted with the chemicals in their perfume.

“Everything was fine,” explained Handon Hip.  “They had all had their acid treatments applied to their heads and were just settling in for some A-lister gossip, when one of them noticed that their heads had started to dissolve.”

“Of course they rushed over to the sinks and our assistant started to wash the treatment from their heads. Unfortunately, it was too little too late. Poor girl carried on though, by the time she had reached Kourtney her arms had melted all the way up to her elbow.

“The police did suspect my assistant for a bit, but they let her go when they saw that she was armless.”

Short and Curlies are obviously devastated by the tragedy that was the Kardashian sisters. As a sign of respect, the hairdressing emporium plans to leave the girls bodies where they currently stand.

“We think it will be a fitting memorial,” gushed Mr Hip. “The girls really loved getting their hair done and we believe their big butts will make extremely comfortable headrests.”

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